Cets On Gold — a tall slender golden cat standing front-on
BNB Chain · CETS

CETS ON GOLD

Every cycle, the dogs run. The cats never got their turn.

Contract address · BSCverify before you buy
0xb0c2ab5af4028461ace3f6e1c33a4ee1404e7777
Error

CAT_SEASON.SYS not found.

Searched every chain. Every cycle. Since 2013.

why_cats.txt

Origin

Somebody had to ask the question.

Doge ran. Shiba ran. Bonk ran. Every cycle, on every chain, the dogs get their run — and they get it again the next cycle, and the one after that.

Cats never did. Not once, not properly, not on any chain. It is the most obvious gap in this entire market and nobody has closed it.

Cets On Gold was born on BNB Chain to close it.

Not by asking you to believe harder than the last one did. By building the thing dog coins never had underneath it — a pair that holds its value, and a reason to still be holding in ninety days.

Side view of the Cets On Gold character
gold_standard.sys

The pair

Paired with XAUT. Not with hope.

CETS trades against XAUT — Tether Gold, where one token is one troy ounce of physical gold held in a Swiss vault.

That is the whole difference. A dog coin paired against a volatile asset is a bet on top of a bet. Pair the same meme against gold and the floor underneath it is the oldest store of value there is.

Cats have been sitting on gold for four thousand years. Ask Egypt.

Opposite side view of the Cets On Gold character
dividends.exe

Holder rewards

Gold, paid to you automatically.

Every buy and every sell pays a 3% tax, and the overwhelming majority of it goes straight back out to holders as XAUT. You do not stake. You do not claim. You do not sign anything.

Minimum to qualify
10,000
CETS held in your wallet
Paid in
XAUT
Tether Gold, not the native token
Auto-payout at
$4.00
sent the moment you cross it
0%
Dividend balance accruing…payout at $4.00
  1. Hold at least 10,000 CETS in your own wallet. Not on an exchange — the contract has to be able to see you.
  2. Every trade anyone makes adds to your dividend balance, in proportion to how much you hold.
  3. The moment your balance reaches $4.00, XAUT lands in your wallet. No claim button, no gas from you, no action at all.
  4. Keep holding. It runs again, and again, for as long as the chart has volume.
fees.cfg

Tax structure

3% in. 3% out. Here is every basis point of it.

A flat 3% tax on buys and on sells. That 3% is then split four ways — and 82% of it goes straight back to the people holding.

82%
XAUT dividends
= 2.46% of every trade
10%
Automatic burn
= 0.30% of every trade
5%
Liquidity pool
= 0.15% of every trade
3%
Creator
= 0.09% of every trade

Read it carefully: those four percentages are shares of the 3% tax, not of your trade. On a $1,000 buy you pay $30 in tax, of which $24.60 is distributed to holders as gold, $3.00 is burned forever, $1.50 deepens liquidity and $0.90 goes to the creator.

manifesto.txt · 宣言

Manifesto · 宣言

To all believers, to all the gold-maxxing people.
Cets on Gold is destined for something special.

The dogs had their decade. Every cycle. Every chain. We watched them run and we said nothing, because cats are very good at waiting.

Gold does not chase. Gold does not beg. Gold is simply still there when everything else has gone quiet — and so are we.

Ten thousand is not a price. It is a promise. Keep it, and the vault pays you in the oldest money on earth.

Nine lives. This is the one that counts.

致所有信仰者,致所有金本位的信徒。
金猫生于币安链,注定不凡。
狗有它们的十年:每一轮,每一条链。
我们等。猫,最擅长等。
黄金不追逐,不乞求;喧嚣散尽,它仍在。
一万,不是价格,是承诺。
守住它,金库以世上最古老的钱回报你。
九条命,这一条才算数。

If you can't hold, you won't be gold.

拿不住,就成不了金。

build.log

How it was made

Locked from four sides before a single post went out.

Most coins start with one picture. A picture cannot turn around. The moment you need it at another angle — a banner, a sticker, a frame of animation — somebody redraws it, and it is quietly a different character.

So Cets On Gold started with a turnaround instead. Front, both sides, back, drawn against one set of construction guides: top of ears, neck, shoulder, mid, floor. Every view has to hit the same lines.

Character model sheet: front, side, back and side views of the Cets On Gold cat, drawn against horizontal construction guides labelled top of ears, neck, shoulder, mid and floor.

Model sheet · 4 views Guides · ears / neck / shoulder / mid / floor

Front view
Front
Right side view
Side
Left side view
Side
Back view
Back
Height agreement
1%
across all four views
Front and back width
712px
identical to the pixel
Depth to width
0.53
twice as wide as it is deep

That last number is the one that matters. The cat is deliberately flat — roughly twice as wide as it is deep — and holding that ratio is what stops it drifting into a generic round cartoon cat the moment anyone draws it again.

Every asset on this site, and every frame of anything that comes later, reads from that sheet.

stickers.exe

Telegram

Six stickers. One tap.

Add them straight to Telegram and they are in every chat you have. No app, no signup, no wallet connect.

Cets torching a pile of gold with a flamethrower
Cets giving a thumbs up
Cets waving and holding a HI sign
Cets slamming a big red buy button
Cets running with a BNB flag
Cets riding a bull with a lasso

The zip holds every sticker as WEBP and PNG plus the pack icon — for Signal, Discord, or anywhere that is not Telegram.

connect.exe